Trip to Disney World AU strap in babes
- Eren LOVES amusement parks he fucking loves them. He wants to ride ALL the rides, even the lesser ones and he doesn’t mind waiting in lines and he would even be into meeting all the Disney characters especially Donald Duck and oh god he would be so excited about EVERYTHING except he would bitch about the prices of food there, but that doesn’t stop him from buying shit. He would love Magic Kingdom the best!!
- Armin would BE THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD I WOULD WANT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD WITH ARMIN before the trip he buys an insiders book on how to navigate the parks, like which times are best to go on which rides, when to go where, etc. Eren thinks it’s SO COOL and he gets into it too and the two of them are being silly and running around like explorers and making plans and dragging Mikasa around trying to get her excited too. He…probably really gets scared on the big rides and he always sits in the middle when he can and HOLDS MIKASA AND EREN’S HANDS AWWWW . Armin likes Epcot best.
- Mikasa lol she doesn’t really care about Disney world she’s really…indifferent, I think. She doesn’t get super stoked, but she still enjoys it. Rollercoasters are like car rides haha she doesn’t get scared except for the Tower of Terror where she screams like a little girl and Armin and Eren buy the picture because her face will never look like that again and they never let her live it down. Never. But she’s a good sport she just wants her boys to be happy :3
- Sasha and Connie go to each of the parks and buy all the cool foods unique to each one and stuff their faces and then they just get in line over and over again for the big rides and see how many times they can ride them without puking. They love meeting the characters!!! THEY WOULD GO DRESSED UP! Probably something classic like Mickey and Minnie ew they are so cute those losers are the kinds that get married in the park
- Jean and Marco would take a really fancy camera and try to take as many pictures as they can! You know how there are people who stage elaborate pictures for the camera on rollercoasters, like those ones for Splash Mountain? They would set out to do something epic too like dressing up in full scuba gear or something ridic ugh those boys. They probably walk up to little girls in princess costumes and ask “wow are you belle it’s so cool to meet you can we take a picture with you” GROSSS MARCO WOULD DO THAT THE MOST SO CUTE.
- Omfg Reiner Bertl and Annie together in the park would be the fucking funniest thing I would ever see in my entire life. Reiner constantly wanting to run ahead, Annie telling him to slow the fuck down, Bertl would get lost and nervous and sweat a lot lol. The funniest thing would be Annie doesn’t get scared she never makes a PEEP on the roller coasters doesn’t even shout “WHOOO” but when they go to the Haunted Mansion an employee appears behind her and it scares her so bad she yelps and pUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE and they get thrown out of the ride but Reiner and Bertl don’t care they’re laughing too hard.
- Ymir and Christa oh god oh GOD I don’t even know how those two would last at Disney. Ugh people think Christa as a real life Disney princess and Ymir loves roller coasters but Christa doesn’t and Christa loves meeting the characters and doing the shows and Ymir doesn’t but they both do everything for each other how precious.
- LEVI HANJI AND ERWIN OH MY GOD Levi hates Disney World he HAAATES it but HANJI FUCKING LOVES IT he finally goes because Miss shitty glasses wouldn’t shut up about it. Erwin and Hanji conspire to make him miserable they have so much fun doing it. They buy Levi mickey ears and a princess wand and make him get his face painted but he draws the line at taking funny pictures with characters okay? They all love rollercoasters they got that need for speed Hanji screams and sing songs and tells other people to put their hands in the air and “okay for this picture we’re all gonna do this pose, got it, everyone? WHOO CAR 4 ROCKS!!!” and Erwin’s fav game is that buzz lightyear one and he challenges Levi to see who can get a higher score Erwin fucking smokes him hahaha.
- Also everyone kisses everyone under the fireworks show the end.
THE JEANMARCO AND YUMIKURI OH MY GOD SO PRECIOUS
THESE ARE ALL FUCKING PERFECT!!!!
The many meanings of Vittu, the most common Finnish swear word:
- vittu - “cunt”
- vittu! - ”fuck!”
- vitut. - ”fuck it”
- vitut! - “bullshit!”
- vitun - “fucking”
- vitusti - “fucking lot of/much”
- vittua? - “what the fuck?”
- vitus? - “why the fuck?”
- vittuilla - “fuck with”
- vituttaa - “I’m pissed off”
- vittumainen - “fucking annoying”
- vittumaisuuttaan - “out of pure dickishness”
It is also a filler word, that can be vittu used at vittu any point in a vittu sentence.